You’re swiping. You land on someone good-looking. You decide to message them. The two of you riff back and forth for a little while. Eventually, this riffing turns into a first date. They ask you if you’d like to grab a drink…
Now, you must have the awkward conversation of informing them that you don’t partake in the devil’s juice, the liquid bread, the oats soda, the tummy buster, the liquid courage… you catch our drift.